The U.S. Navy announced the successful development of a powerful laser cannon that is capable of taking down drone aircraft, which will be mounted to the deck of a ship and deployed to the Persian Gulf to deter Iranian aggression. What do you think?

“Good. I’ve always said we need more ways to shoot things.”

Stephanie Sarreal • Unemployed


“Can’t we for once use a drone-destroying laser cannon for good?”

Dale Koehler • Lithographic Proofer

“Just like a Navy man: mounting his laser cannon to a ship rather than freehanding it.”

Steve Chan • Bulldozer Operator