A 60-year-old Nebraska man set a new world record after paddling 38 miles down a river in a 846-pound hollowed-out pumpkin he grew himself. What do you think?

“I hope to be that senile when I’m 60.”
Marilyn Behar, Flying Instructor

“That’s one way to get around soaring gas prices.”
Grover Dahlberg, Crane Driver
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“I pray this type of technology never falls into the wrong hands.”
Leroy Richardson, Soap Boiler