Nevada Experiencing Emergency Marijuana Shortage

Weeks after beginning legal marijuana sales, Nevada dispensaries are struggling to keep up with demand, leading the state’s governor to issue a statement of emergency. What do you think?

“Not even the most hardcore anti-pot activists could’ve predicted a future this dark.”

Sean Berens • Slime Wholesaler


“Never trust a wholesale marijuana distributor to do a shady downstairs neighbor’s job.”

Lydia Weiss • Licensed Philatelist

“Without decisive action, this emergency is in real danger of becoming a category 5 bummer.”

Todd Jalali • Mall Renovator