The White House recently released an updated version of its anti-terrorism strategy, "National Strategy For Combating Terrorism." Here are its main new components:
- Setting up decoy "pro-terrorism centers" around nation to capture terrorists
- Staging, foiling series of attacks
- Ignoring terrorists so they get frustrated and go away
- Introducing new slogan: "If you see, hear, feel, smell, or taste something, say something"
- Holding all Americans until they feel safe again
- Increasing national wait times
- Allocating $1.2 trillion for development of terror-seeking missiles
- Stopping terrorism for real this time