Investigators at the Centers for Disease Control have identified a new strain of gonorrhea that is resistant to the effects of most antibiotics. What do you think?


“If only those goddamn bioethicists would quit meddling with my gonorrhea-resistant human research.”

Allison Stratton • Biologist

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"Hey, ladies, no worries here. My gonorrhea is still 100 percent treatable by cephalosporins. So what do you say, mamacita?"

Jason Bayley • Systems Analyst

"Suddenly I don't really want to get gonorrhea anymore."

Mike Di’Anno • Unemployed