New Coral Reef Discovered Off Australian Coast

Scientists have discovered a detached coral reef measuring 1,640 feet tall within the Great Barrier Reef, the first to be discovered in over 120 years. What do you think?

“See? You don’t have to visit outer space to discover boring shit.”

Tabitha Rice • Paperwork Moderator


“Ugh, so it’s all wet?”

Greg McDonnough • Sturgeon Specialist

“That ought to buy us a few more catastrophic oil spills.”

Andy Tibideaux • Temperance Advocate