A new dating website called Mouse Mingle seeks to connect people via a mutual love of Walt Disney films, pairing users according to their favorite Disney songs, characters, and park attractions. What do you think?
“I think 8-year-olds are a little young to be dating.”
Dottie Carson • Purse Engineer
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“Whatever happened to just showing up to the bar in a Cogsworth costume and seeing who’s into it?”
Howie Baird • Notebook Binder
“Finally I can gush over ’Song Of The South’ with like-minded fans.”
Lawrence Van Ness • Voiceover Coach