New Device Locks Up Smartphones At Concerts

Artists such as Alicia Keys and Louis C.K. have been requiring audiences to use Yondr, a self-locking smartphone pouch that keeps users from checking their phones or using them to record the performance. What do you think?

“First they raise a fuss when we take all of their music for free, and now this?”

Pamela Ross • Systems Analyst


“But I’m not recording the show! I’m just trying to disrespect the performer.”

Bob DeLucca • Performance Applauder

“No can do. My followers would get way too worried about me if I went that long without posting something.”

Trevor Marsh • Unemployed