Scientists have developed a new solar-powered device capable of drawing drinkable water out of low-humidity atmospheres, even dry desert air. What do you think?

“Does it do seltzer?”

Ethan Riddell • Retired Cinephile

“It’s a great product idea, but the people-without-clean-water demographic just isn’t profitable.”

Kenny Owens • Spa Guard

“I hate to break it to them, but one of these things has been running in my basement for the last 15 years.”

Denise Fisher • Drawer Installer