New ‘Imaginary Meal’ Pill Tricks Body Into Losing Weight

Researchers are testing a pill in mice that triggers the body into releasing signals that are normally produced after eating, thereby acting as an “imaginary meal” that spurs metabolic activity and tricks the body into losing weight. What do you think?

“I’m glad I didn’t jump on the exercise bandwagon like the rest of those suckers.”

Harrison Trainer • Hall Monitor


“I don’t know, I might want to take the pill with a pulled pork sandwich on the side just to make sure it works.”

Malanie McGill • Unemployed

“Is there some way to trick my body into thinking I took the pill?”

Alec Dugan • Woodchip Spreader