A recent study testing male forms of birth control administered a shot designed to lower sperm count in men, though possible side effects include irregular heartbeat, increased libido, and acne. What do you think?


“I’m quite capable of low sperm count on my own, thank you.”

Don Baltz • Complaint Drafter

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“Why do we need this when women’s birth control has absolutely no side effects that I’m aware of?”

Terrance Paskin • Nylon Supplier

“I don’t know if I can handle the threat of acne hanging over me.”

Judd Barstell • Shoe Reviewer