New Medicare Plan

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Criticized as needlessly confusing, the new Medicare prescription-drug program, Medicare Part D, went into effect this week. What do you think?

"I’ve gone through all the paperwork at least 10 times, but no matter how I fill it out, I always end up on page 35M5, Line 18, which just says 'Fuck You, Grandma.'"

Michelle Halley • Crossing Guard

"Does this cover the dog’s pills? Because those are the ones I take."

Cameron Feng • Systems Analyst


"The new Medicare plan is far too difficult to make sense of, which is why I have chosen to die earlier than I had initially planned."

Ben Chisholm • Motorcycle Mechanic