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New Study Finds Women Can Have 3 Types Of Orgasms

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A new study has found that women can have three types of orgasms, test subjects using a bluetooth-connected vibrator to record the pelvic floor contraction patterns: an avalanche, a volcano, or a wave, with the wave motion being the most common. What do you think?

“Oh great, now I gotta fake all three.”

Lucy Murnane, Crate Builder

“And here I thought I’d been disappointing my partner in only one way.”

Ravi Orgel, Systems Analyst

“It’s good to know that there are a vast variety of pleasures just out of reach.”

Griffin Ancrum, Bread Decruster