Though numerous studies have cited the risk of early death in those who sit for prolonged periods at home or work, a new British study contests these claims, emphasizing that physical activity minimizes health risks much more than other options such as standing desks. What do you think?

“Well, that’s the last time I stand up.”

Grace Baumgartner • Astrologist


“I always knew my untimely death would be the result of something I was actively doing.”

Harry Cramer • Private Investigator

“Damn. Do you think it’s too late to get all my chairs back?”

Ted Bradley • Speech Therapist