New Sunscreen Made From DNA

A team of scientists has developed a DNA-based sunscreen prototype made from salmon sperm, which lasts indefinitely and grows stronger over time. What do you think?

“Could this be the solution that finally allows humanity to return to the daylight?”

Marcus Routh • GPS Locator


“Well, it sure sounds easier than remembering a hat.”

Evan Hofstetter • Rifle Calibrator

“Nice try, but this isn’t the first time a scientist has tried to trick me into slathering salmon sperm on my arms.”

Stephanie Du • Sock Bundler