Bandai America announced a revamped version of the Tamagotchi, updating the ’90s toy to give the electronic creatures the ability to breed and marry one another through a wireless connection. What do you think?
“Cool! I’m not jealous at all. I’m happy for it.”
Grady Whitworth • Tugboat Captain
“If we allow Tamagotchi to marry, what’s next? A Tamagotchi marrying a dog?”
Harry Blevins • Horse Cop
“It seems like everyone’s settling down with whomever’s in wireless range except me.”
Abdullahi Peacock • Fish Canner