New Tamagotchi Can Have Children And Marry

Bandai America announced a revamped version of the Tamagotchi, updating the ’90s toy to give the electronic creatures the ability to breed and marry one another through a wireless connection. What do you think?

“Cool! I’m not jealous at all. I’m happy for it.”

Grady Whitworth • Tugboat Captain


“If we allow Tamagotchi to marry, what’s next? A Tamagotchi marrying a dog?”

Harry Blevins • Horse Cop

“It seems like everyone’s settling down with whomever’s in wireless range except me.”

Abdullahi Peacock • Fish Canner