New Year’s Resolution

Each year, Americans celebrate New Year’s Eve by resolving to change some aspect of their lives. What is your New Year’s resolution?

“I’m an atheist, sorry.”

Veronica Blankenship • Deflation Predictor

“I’m finally going to go to the gym and throw up in the bathroom after running for 10 minutes!”

Ira Gale • Tantric Architect

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“This is gonna be the year I get more free stuff.”

Ryan Appleton • Systems Analyst

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