Each year, Americans celebrate New Year’s Eve by resolving to change some aspect of their lives. What is your New Year’s resolution?
“I’m an atheist, sorry.”
Veronica Blankenship • Deflation Predictor
“I’m finally going to go to the gym and throw up in the bathroom after running for 10 minutes!”
Ira Gale • Tantric Architect
“This is gonna be the year I get more free stuff.”
Ryan Appleton • Systems Analyst