New York City Declares Emergency Over Measles Outbreak

New York City mayor Bill de Blasio declared a public health emergency in a heavily Orthodox Jewish section of Brooklyn after dozens were hospitalized due to a lack of vaccinations. What do you think?

“It’s been a confusing day for my anti-Semitic, anti-vax Facebook group.”

Harris Norton • Candy Distributor


“Brooklyn represent!”

Ellisha Griffith • Facsimile Creator

“This sounds like a lot of fuss over a disease that’s only potentially deadly.”

Zavier Slater • Fax Repairman