New Zealand To Purge Nation Of Rodents

The government of New Zealand has launched a program to eradicate the nation of predators by 2050 in order to preserve endangered birds and other native wildlife, spending an additional $20 million in pest control per year to target all stoats, rats, and possums. What do you think?

“No problem. I can take some stoats off their hands.”

Dean Russo • Ape Groomer


“Wiping out an entire species is so easy until you actually want to do it.”

Jermaine McClintock • Pencil Craftsman

“The only weasel we should be worrying about is John Key. Labour Party for life!”

Jodi Linquist • Retired Weaver