Last week, News Corp.—the parent company of Fox News, 20th Century Fox, the Fox Broadcasting Company, the New York Post, and other media properties—reported a fourth-quarter loss of $203 million. Here are some of the factors that led to this financial decline:
It costs hundreds of thousands of dollars for a trained staff to white-out the O's in all the FX-related mail
New York Post headline writer really dragged Murdoch over the coals during last round of contract negotiations
Wall Street Journal printed on uncut sheets of $20 bills for last three months
St. Louis Fox affiliate not buying break room snacks in bulk
Rupert Murdoch is still obsessed with inventing an upside-down helicopter
Last episode of So You Think You Can Dance filmed in space
Night At The Museum insurance apparently did not cover destroying Smithsonian artifacts
Not as many people felt like listening to their shit