Next Bond Movie Will Feature Black Female Actor In Role Of 007

Production insiders revealed that actor Lashana Lynch will take the codename 007 in the 25th Bond film, which will reportedly feature Daniel Craig’s James Bond retiring from intelligence gathering to a life in Jamaica. What do you think?

“Sorry, but 007 is and always has been seven different white men.”

Willa Brennan • Fortnite Cartographer


“It’s nice to see how much progress black women are continuing to make in entirely fictional worlds.”

Reginald Morley • Facial Hair Artist

“A new 007 is just the thing to revitalize this franchise for a movie or two before it becomes stagnant and ridiculous again.”

Harry Davidson • Root Canal Observer