NFL Reducing Head Injuries With Flexible Helmet

With pressure mounting to reduce brain trauma among players, the NFL has debuted a new flexible, shock-absorbing helmet known as the Vicis Zero1. What do you think?

“This will only encourage players to ram their heads into even harder surfaces.”

Natalie Winter • Roof Shingler


“If this doesn’t solve the problem, at least the NFL can always go back to saying there isn’t one.”

Brad Quackenbush • Sequin Gluer

“I can’t wait to see my favorite players out on the town in their new helmets!”

Anthony Katers • Daguerreotypist