NFL Week Five Winners And Losers

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Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the fifth week of the NFL season:


  • Cincinnati Bengals: Definitely made the most of their nationally televised primetime game to showcase their glaring playoff shortcomings
  • Tony Romo: The Cowboys quarterback proved that when the game is on the line, he knows exactly where to wildly chuck the ball up for grabs
  • Brian Hoyer: Hoyer led a thrilling 25-point comeback against the Titans despite the constant calls for Johnny Manziel in his headset


  • Los Angeles: Rampant crime problem expected to see resurgence should an NFL franchise relocate to the city
  • San Diego Chargers: Team was humiliated on Sunday after allowing the Jets offense to cross midfield
  • Jacksonville Jaguars: At 0-5, the Jaguars look like a completely different shitty team from last year