NFL Week Four Winners And Losers

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Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the fourth week of the NFL season:

Winners

  • Teddy Bridgewater: The Vikings rookie quarterback impressed with his excellent mobility on crutches
  • Oakland Raiders: Had plenty of time to dissect the team’s 24-point loss to Miami during three layovers on their trip back from London
  • Matthew Stafford: Stafford proved he can over-rely on another receiver besides Calvin Johnson
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Losers

  • Buffalo Bills: Despite a promising start to the season, Sunday’s loss has Buffalo looking like the old, current, and future Bills
  • Andrew Luck: 393 yards and four touchdowns confirmed Luck is utterly incapable of being a quarterback who can simply manage the game
  • Roger Goodell: Was pretty embarrassed to have actually been scared about losing his job three weeks ago