NFL Week Three Winners And Losers

Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the third week of the 2015 NFL season:

Winners

• San Francisco 49ers: Enjoying the easy-going, undemanding personality of head coach Jim Tomsula
  
• Adrian Peterson: Relieved to learn his wife gave birth to a healthy, disciplined baby boy
  
• Tom Brady: The Patriots quarterback showed everyone that he’s still clutch when up by four scores
  

Losers

• A.J. Green: Lacked effort and heart while gaining just 227 receiving yards and two touchdowns against the Ravens’ awful pass defense
  
• Cleveland Browns: Made a critical mistake when the offense foolishly opted to emerge from the tunnel
  
• Gary Kubiak: Complained after the game about his lack of role in the Broncos’ offense