Due to the burgeoning El Niño, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has forecasted a quieter-than-usual Atlantic hurricane season. What do you think?

“Thanks, but I’ve been jerked around by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration too many times before.”

Montel Jacobs • Patent Infringer

“Eh, I’ll probably loot the same amount.”

Krista Rudd • School Bouncer

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“These days, ‘quieter-than-usual’ still means at least a category five, though, right?”

Christopher Holloway • Stanchion Raiser