The season's first winter storm pummeled the mid-Atlantic coast, bringing rain, up to 8 inches of snow, 60-mph wind gusts, a 2- to 4-foot storm surge, and below-freezing temperatures to areas still reeling from Hurricane Sandy. What do you think?


“I texted the Red Cross last week. What else do you want from me?”

Monique Howe • Oil Extractor

“Hey, hey, I know one way to stay warm, if you know what I mean! Coal.”

Iggy Brine • Lexicographer

“Any news on next week’s storm?”

Arthur Pelchat • Unemployed