North Dakota Enacts Nation’s Strictest Abortion Law

North Dakota governor Jack Dalrymple signed the most restrictive abortion law in the country Tuesday, banning the procedure after the first fetal heartbeat is detected, which could be as early as six weeks into a woman’s pregnancy. What do you think?

“Think of all the babies who are going to be senselessly born in North Dakota now.”

Kenneth Tugwood • Pitching Coach


“Well, maybe this will encourage North Dakota women to be more careful the next time they decide to live in some shitty state.”

Daryl Berlovitz • Script Writer

“Whatever, I got a guy.”

Demi McLagen • Wax Blender