North Korea Says it Will Denuclearize If U.S. Pledges Not To Invade

In a meeting with the South Korean president, Kim Jong-un said he would abandon his nuclear weapons if the U.S. pledged not to invade North Korea. What do you think?

“That’s too bad, a lot of people worked hard on those weapons.”

Ryan Thackeray • Unemployed


“They can’t possibly expect us to adhere to such harsh, rigid standards!”

Margo Pierce • Calliope Operator

“We’re already not invading them. It’s his move.”

Phillip Adams • Séance Assistant