Last week, it was revealed that North Korea has secretly been pursuing a nuclear-weapons program. What do you think?
"While it appears that North Korea may indeed have The Bomb, it remains unclear whether they have The Food."
Gene Franke • Systems <br>Analyst
"My remarks on this matter will be brief, as the only stereotype I know of Koreans is that they eat dogs."
Valerie Schmidt • Florist
"I just pray that this does not interfere with the Koreans' important work animating The Simpsons."
Christopher <br>Sims • Lawyer
"Don't worry: It's probably just a bootleg bomb that won't work anyway."
Bill Cullums • Delivery Driver
"This news really burns me up. In fact, it vaporizes me into my component subatomic particles, leaving the soil around me lifeless and radioactive for millennia."
Marcia Martz • Homemaker
"North Korea may have a few nukes, but we have more than 12,000. That should make everyone feel safer."
Eddie Rutt • Cashier