The NSA chief claimed that his agency’s phone and internet surveillance programs had stopped “dozens” of acts of terrorism, and the FBI director added that, had the programs been in place at the time, the government could have also prevented the 9/11 attacks. What do you think?

“They don’t have to convince me. I’ll support anything!”
Lee Walczuk • Cheesemaker

“It comforts me to know there’s a horrifying reason for my total loss of privacy.”
Vinita Eddy • Systems Analyst
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“Shit, yeah! Three cheers for the NSA!”
Clementine Cooper • Vegan Chef