Three flash drives from the Los Alamos nuclear facility were recently recovered during a meth raid. What do you think?

"We should make it a general rule not to give classified items to individuals with holes in their cheeks."
Diane Carlson • Gallery Designer

"The really sad part is that all three flash drives were filled with porn."
Larry Hoover • Systems Analyst
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"Let's just pray this war on drugs doesn't escalate."
Irv Mancetti • Groundskeeper