Nuke Secrets Found In Meth Lab

Three flash drives from the Los Alamos nuclear facility were recently recovered during a meth raid. What do you think?

"We should make it a general rule not to give classified items to individuals with holes in their cheeks."

Diane Carlson • Gallery Designer


"The really sad part is that all three flash drives were filled with porn."

Larry Hoover • Systems Analyst

"Let's just pray this war on drugs doesn't escalate."

Irv Mancetti • Groundskeeper