Government health officials report that obesity rates in the United States have leveled off. What do you think?

"I don't get it. Did we run out of food?"
Penelope LeBlanc • Systems Analyst

"I hope obesity rates don’t start actually decreasing. I’m barely considered attractive by comparison as it is."
Gabe Clail • Housepainter
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"At last, medical science has finally acknowledged the ‘big-boned’ phenomena."
Keith Sherwood • Watch Repairman