Obesity To Skyrocket By 2030

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According to projections from health advocacy organizations, more than half the adult population in 39 states will be clinically obese by 2030, with Mississippi predicted to lead the nation with an obesity rate of 67 percent. What do you think?

“So if I want to someday have sex with an American, I should do it now?”

Dee Dee Shea • Rhinestone Setter

“Cool, look how ahead of my time I am. I’m already a fat fuck.”

Roberta Altamura • Animal-Hospital Clerk


“Ugh, and as if that weren’t bad enough, imagine how old everyone will be by then.”

Don Rhodes • Winch Operator