OGNNewsOGNNews‘Bioshock’ Fans Will Love This: The Atlantic OceanFans yearning for another installment in Ken Levine’s legendary Bioshock series might be waiting around for quite…
OGNNewsOGNNewsThis Unknown Reviewer Standing In Front Of A Wall Of Consoles, Game Art, And Stuffed Game Characters Has Immediately Won Our TrustBuckle in, OGN readers, and get ready to hear some incisive commentary on the gaming industry, because this unknown…
OGNNewsOGNNewsThat Was Scary: We Just Totally Freaked Ourselves Out Imagining Darth Maul Riding A YoshiOof, gamers. Sorry if we’re a bit shaken up, but something pretty disturbing just happened. We were just hanging…
OGNNewsOGNNewsExciting News, Gamers: The Vengeful Nobleman We’re Always Mocking Has Invited Us To Try A Rare Video Game In The Catacombs Of His EstateGet ready, because we’ve got some absolutely thrilling news to share with you: Myron Vanpabst, the vengeful nobleman…
OGNNewsOGNNewsHard To Watch: Thwomp Is Throwing A Fit After Realizing He’s Not A Big Enough ‘Mario’ Enemy To Get A Walk-In Table At The French LaundryOof, we’re cringing over here right now, gamers, because we just caught a glimpse of Thwomp throwing a total fit…
OGNNewsOGNNewsSad News, ‘Mario’ Fans: The Expanding Surveillance State Is Making It Impossible For Boos To Move Around And Live Their Lives FreelyWell, it looks like we’ve got some sad news for fans of the iconic Mario franchise—the expanding surveillance state…
OGNNewsOGNNewsSwitch Killer? Microsoft Just Unveiled A 40-Foot Extension Cord For The XboxWhen Nintendo released the Switch in 2017, its seamless ability to be played as a handheld utterly redefined how we…
OGNNewsOGNNewsUgh, Here We Go: Bowser Just Went Off On A Huge ‘It’s The Owner, Not The Breed’ Thing After We Said We’d Never Let A Chain Chomp Near Our KidsOh boy, we’re off to the races again, gamers, because it looks like Bowser is going off on another huge rant about…
OGNNewsOGNNews‘RollerCoaster Tycoon’ Fans Will Love This: Hundreds Have Died On These 2 Roller Coasters Designed To Smash Into Each OtherFor fans of the classic 1999 strategy game, RollerCoaster Tycoon brings up a lot of fond memories: That…
OGNNewsOGNNewsOur Bad, Gamers: Historians Tell Us ‘Axis Of Evil’ Does Not Actually Refer To People Who Use Inverted Aiming ControlsDear gamers, if there’s anything we value here at OGN, it’s humility. Although we may very well be the internet’s…
OGNNewsOGNNewsBad News Gamers: Kirby Has Been Expelled From The Garden Of Eden After Inhaling Fruit From The Tree Of KnowledgeUgh, we’ve got some tough news to share with you today, gamers. It looks like Kirby has been kicked out of the…
OGNNewsOGNNewsGreat News, ‘God Of War’ Fans! A New Expansion Pack Will Allow Kratos To Teach Atreus How To Wash The Area Beneath His ForeskinGood things come to those who wait, and that’s certainly the case with an announcement out today from Santa Monica…
OGNNewsOGNNewsDisgusting: This Gamer Isn’t Even Washing His Controller After Each Button PressWell, we’ve seen some disgusting things in our day, readers, but this one takes the cake. Local gamer Trent McKenzie…
OGNNewsOGNNewsAt Long Last: Tetsuya Nomura Has Finally Revealed That Braising Is The Best Method For Cooking A ChocoboFor decades, Final Fantasy fans have been plagued by one big question: How the heck do you prepare a chocobo? Sure,…
OGNNewsOGNNewsWe’re Feeling Charitable Today, So What The Hell: Anyone Who Has A Smart Fridge Is A GamerWe woke up feeling good today, gamers. Maybe it’s the nice weather. Maybe it’s the vacation we have planned next…
OGNNewsOGNNewsBummer: Bowser Is Sending Bowser Jr. To Military School After He Got His High School Girlfriend PregnantEver since his first appearance back in Super Mario Sunshine, fans have delighted in the playful, mischievous antics…
OGNNewsOGNNewsPotential Gamer Fuel? Dove Men+Care Fresh & Clean Fortifying 2-In-1 Shampoo Has Caffeine In It And Actually Tastes Pretty GoodGamers, if you’re like us, you’re always looking for tasty refreshments to help you power through those late-night,…
OGNNewsOGNNewsBorderline Sacrilege: Some Sick Freak Drew Fanart Of Mario Just Wearing Normal JeansJesus Christ, we don’t know what to say, gamers. There are many strange and, indeed, unsettling things on the…
OGNNewsOGNNews‘Game Of Thrones’ Fans, Rejoice! George R.R. Martin Confirmed That Halfway Through ‘Elden Ring’ His Writing Will Be Replaced By Dialogue Like ‘An Army Is Like A Hard Cock’FromSoftware fans were thrilled to finally see the full reveal of Elden Ring at E3 2021, and since that dramatic…