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On Sports Nutrition:

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"I tell you what—Nutrition in sports is bullcrap, and I say that as the fry cook for the Dallas Cowboys."

"Well, I know football players aren't supposed to eat chocolate. Or maybe that's dogs."

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"Wait… all those stories these past ten years about 'improved nutrition' were actually about steroids, weren't they? God dammit."