On The Beginning Of Football Season:

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"Oh man, I've been looking forward to this season for 18 years!"

"I will not remove this cheesehead until the end of the season—not even while piloting the 737."


"Eh, it's not that big of a deal. By the way, I'm from a country that doesn't follow football and I'm also a loser in that country."