On The Year In Hockey

"It's exciting to see Sidney Crosby mature from an annoying little prick to a big stupid asshole."


"The strangest thing happened this year: My work got a suite at the local NHL arena to entertain clients, and by March, we were bankrupt."

"I'm really happy for all the players involved, but sooner or later, they're going to have to figure out what they want to do with their lives."