On Theo Epstein Becoming General Manager Of The Cubs

"At 28, Epstein became the youngest GM in baseball history, and now, at 37, he'll be the youngest to just give up."


"That's a surprise. Usually they just hire the first person to walk into the owner's office after the last GM is fired."

"Uh-oh, guys, I think baseball is getting even more boring every time we mention this."