One Million Pounds Of Pork Seized At New Jersey Port

Federal agents seized 1 million pounds of pork products at a New Jersey port in the largest agricultural bust in U.S. history. What do you think?

“And they claim we don’t have Sharia law in this country.”

Agatha Bloom • Fashion Critic


“Just imagine how much damage all that pork could have done to our communities had it reached the streets.”

Joseph Wickens • Systems Analyst

“Ah, yes, I read about this on the pork forums.”

Leo Greaves • Chief Herpetologist