Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalGovernment Lobbyists Call For Members Of Congress To Play A Little Harder To GetHear why lobbyists across many industries are growing concerned with just how easy it’s becoming to undermine the…PublishedJanuary 11, 2021
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalHundreds Killed In Brutal Pro-Something-Anti-Something ClashHear how public demonstration and counter-demonstrations have been sparked by renewed vows from pro-something…PublishedJanuary 8, 2021
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalNew Food Safety Law Requires Restaurant Workers To Take Full Bubble Bath After Using RestroomHear why health officials are recommending that anyone who works with food take a good 30 to 45 minutes to soak…PublishedJanuary 7, 2021
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalNorthwestern Hospital Apologizes After Accidentally Switching Couple’s Baby With Random Man In Emergency RoomHear the unbelievable story of a couple who thought they were leaving the hospital with their newborn baby, only to…PublishedJanuary 6, 2021
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalSerial Killer Clearly Gunning For ‘Parking Lot Butcher’ NicknameHear why police believe this psychopath may be trying a little too hard to claim the moniker.PublishedJanuary 5, 2021
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalCongress Swoons Over Newly Elected Bad Boy Who Believes Amendments Were Made To Be BrokenHear why members across the legislative branch are going gaga over the newest congressman representing the wrong…PublishedJanuary 4, 2021
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalSanta Claus: ‘Ho, Ho, Ho! I Saw You Masturbating!’On this special Christmas Eve episode of The Topical, Leslie is joined from the North Pole by Jolly Old Saint…PublishedDecember 24, 2020
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalAstronomers Say December 24th Will Be Best Chance To See Santa Until 2021Get your telescope ready for the celestial event that only happens once every 10 months. We have the latest on how…PublishedDecember 23, 2020
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalReport Finds Majority Of Business Leaders Visited By 3 Spirits Make No Changes To LifestyleHear why many CEOs believe ’tis might not be the season for becoming a better person.PublishedDecember 22, 2020
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalPope Maintains Divine Buzz By Microdosing Eucharist Throughout DayHear how this new productivity trend is helping Pope Francis get through his grueling advent schedule, and why it…PublishedDecember 21, 2020
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalHottest Toys For the Holiday Season That Your Daughter’s New Stepfather Will Probably Get Her To Make You Look BadPlus, what to get for your one cousin this year who’s obsessed with militias.PublishedDecember 18, 2020
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalHealth Officials Warn Holiday Travel Could Cause Spike In Millions Of Americans Falling For Old Hometown FlameHear why going back to a romanticized version of your past could put you at increased risk of having your heart…PublishedDecember 17, 2020
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalCDC Announces Children Will Be Last To Receive Covid Vaccine Because What Are Those Little Twerps Going To Do About ItHear why your place in line for a vaccine will definitely be before any of those little peabrains because what’s the…PublishedDecember 16, 2020
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalNation’s Moms Demand Christmas ListHear what mothers around the country are threatening to do if they do not receive a full and complete list this…PublishedDecember 15, 2020
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalNation Worried After Catholic Church Issues Really Vague ApologyAmid unclear pleas of “Forgive us” and “God have mercy,” hear why experts have been left to speculate on what…PublishedDecember 14, 2020
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalAll The News That 83-Year-Old Tabitha Williams Wants To Hear, As She’s The Only Listener Who Pledged More Than $25 To The Topical’s Patreon This MonthSorry, but if you wanted to hear news relevant to your interests, or just the national landscape in general, then…PublishedDecember 11, 2020
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalRising Coronavirus Cases Force Chicago To Set Up Temporary Bars In HospitalsHear why Chicago officials are hopeful they’ll be able to effectively serve all citizens a frothy craft IPA in a…PublishedDecember 10, 2020
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalBarack Obama Enrolls In Self-Defense Classes After Trump Rolls Back Secret Service Protection For Former Presidents Named Barack ObamaHear why former President Obama is also investing in a Ring camera for his front door and a fresh can of pepper…PublishedDecember 9, 2020
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalBrian Kemp Unveils Specially Trained Hogs That Can Root Out Voter FraudHear why the Georgia governor is hopeful this herd of swine will be able to detect something humans cannot.PublishedDecember 8, 2020
Onion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalOnion Public RadioPodcastsThe TopicalPope Francis Bags 6-Winged Trophy Angel During Vatican’s Annual Seraphim HuntOPR joins His Holy Father in the most remote parts of Heaven to learn a little more about this time-honored…PublishedDecember 7, 2020