Onion Social Staff Physician Concludes Website Not To Blame For Mass User Illness

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Onion Social staff physician Harold P. Zweibel definitively concluded that the website is not to blame for mass outbreaks of user illness, putting to bed rumors created by its detractors. What do you think?

“Only a billion cases? Seems like a coincidence.”

Neil Barry • Langolier Folklorist


“Should I die, I’d happily leave all my earthly possessions to Onion Social.”

Richard Avalos • Hot Tub Filterer

“Yes. Brain feels good.”

Shayla Lang • Onion Social User


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