Onion Sports’ NFL Week 15 Picks

Onion Sports’ NFL Week 15 Picks

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Onion Sports shares its expert analysis on the teams that will come away with victory in the NFL’s week 15 games.

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49ers at Seahawks

49ers at Seahawks

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49ers: San Francisco rookie quarter Brock Purdy has displayed an incredible amount of toughness, playing through injuries as well as suffering through the brutality of watching Jimmy Garoppolo on the field.

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Colts at Vikings

Colts at Vikings

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Vikings: Matt Ryan has a proven ability to put the ball in the hands of any number of opposing teams’ cornerbacks.

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Ravens at Browns

Ravens at Browns

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Ravens: Expect a completely desperate DeShaun Watson to beg his teammates for a quick tug job in the huddle.

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Dolphins at Bills

Dolphins at Bills

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Bills: Miami head coach Mike McDaniel will have trouble managing the game after being stuffed into a locker earlier in the day by his own players.

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Falcons at Saints

Falcons at Saints

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Saints: With a win here, watch for Saints QB Andy Dalton to prove why he’s still the best option to lead your team to a 7-9 season.

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Eagles at Bears

Eagles at Bears

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Eagles: Chicago will fail to slowdown the Eagles high-power offense with long winded stories about winning the Super Bowl in 1985.

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Lions at Jets

Lions at Jets

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Jets: Expect the Lions to rebound from their two game winning streak and get back on track with a loss.

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Steelers at Panthers

Steelers at Panthers

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Panthers: With Pittsburgh’s rookie quarterback injured, expect Steelers backup Mitchell Trubisky to prove beyond a doubt that he has a strong future on the bench.

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Cowboys at Jaguars

Cowboys at Jaguars

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Jaguars: An impressive performance against the Titans in week 14 has Trevor Lawrence more motivated than ever to request a trade.

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Chiefs at Texans

Chiefs at Texans

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Texans: Houston can score a surprise win over Kansas City provided they discover some kind of magical amulet or talisman or something.

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Cardinals at Broncos

Cardinals at Broncos

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Cardinals: Look, at this point even the phrase “Broncos Country, Let’s Ride” is embarrassed to be uttered from Russell Wilson’s mouth.

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Patriots at Raiders

Patriots at Raiders

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Patriots: Bill Belichick has finally eased into a rhythm of making daily phone calls pleading with Tom Brady to come back.

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Titans at Chargers

Titans at Chargers

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Chargers: In the midst of a three-game losing streak, Tennessee is still looking for the right person to fire.

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Bengals at Buccaneers

Bengals at Buccaneers

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Bengals: Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady will have his hands full trying to evade law enforcement coming to subpoena him over his FTX endorsements.

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Giants at Commanders

Giants at Commanders

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Commanders: Dan Snyder’s Commanders have been one of the surprise success stories this NFL season, and proof that sometimes good things do happen to good people.

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Rams at Packers

Rams at Packers

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Packers: Aaron Rodgers will win this quarterback duel, while coming to a draw in debating various teammates about eugenics.

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