Onion Sports’ NFL Week 18 Picks

Onion Sports’ NFL Week 18 Picks

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Onion Sports shares its expert analysis on the teams that will come away with victory in the NFL’s week 18 games.

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Chiefs at Raiders

Chiefs at Raiders

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Chiefs: This is Raiders coach Josh McDaniels’ best chance to prove that he’s worth keeping around for two thirds of another season.

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Titans at Jaguars

Titans at Jaguars

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Titans: Tennessee needs to give the ball to Derek Henry and have him go straight to the locker room to wait for time to expire.

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Buccaneers at Falcons

Buccaneers at Falcons

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Falcons: This week is a great opportunity for the Buccaneers to give Tom Brady some rest and have Blaine Gabbert take quality reps co-parenting with Gisele Bündchen.

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Patriots at Bills

Patriots at Bills

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Bills: Mac Jones will show that he’s a dual threat by throwing several incompletions and interceptions.

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Vikings at Bears

Vikings at Bears

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Bears: Expect the Vikings to rest key players so that the team is relaxed and healthy for their Wildcard Weekend ass-kicking.

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Ravens at Bengals

Ravens at Bengals

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Bengals: As Baltimore and Cincinnati have guaranteed playoff spots at this point, expect both teams to allow their second- and third-stringers to take the field and suffer life-altering injuries.

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Texans at Colts

Texans at Colts

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Colts: As these anemic offenses stumble into the final game of the season, oddsmakers anticipate that Houston and Indianapolis could combine to score as many as eight points.

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Jets at Dolphins

Jets at Dolphins

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Dolphins: The Dolphins have been hard at work drawing up plays that cater to each of their quarterbacks’ different ways of getting injured.

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Panthers at Saints

Panthers at Saints

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Saints: This is a meaningless game, as both teams have been eliminated from playoff contention for the next four seasons.

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Browns at Steelers

Browns at Steelers

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Browns: Pittsburgh fans will watch Cleveland with envy and think back to the glory days when the Steelers had one of the NFL’s all-time best sexual predators.

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Chargers at Broncos

Chargers at Broncos

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Chargers: Another humiliating loss will be made all the worse once Denver fans learn that Russell Wilson has been signed to an 11-year, $2.4 billion contract extension.

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Giants at Eagles

Giants at Eagles

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Eagles: Expect the Giants to use this game as a warm-up loss for the playoffs.

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Cardinals at 49ers

Cardinals at 49ers

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49ers: Arizona’s injury-ravaged defense will be no match for San Francisco’s injury-ravaged offense.

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Rams at Seahawks

Rams at Seahawks

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Seahawks: With their season on the line, can the Rams win this game nine times to propel themselves into the playoffs?

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Cowboys at Commanders

Cowboys at Commanders

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Cowboys: Ron Rivera has lately come under criticism for not being aware that he coaches a football team.

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Lions at Packers

Lions at Packers

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Packers: Green Bay’s victory will be tarnished as Aaron Rodgers discovers a vast conspiracy inside the Packers franchise to run the football.

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