Men Explain Why They Are Obsessed With The Roman EmpireFollowing a recent TikTok trend that revealed men frequently think about the Roman Empire, The Onion asked men to explain why they are obsessed with the Roman Empire, and this is what they said.
Men’s Rights Activists Defend Russell BrandFollowing a slew of rape and sexual assault allegations against the actor, comedian, and podcast host, a number of men’s rights activists defended Russell Brand.
Politicians Explain Why They Support Child PovertyOver the past year, child poverty jumped from 5.2% to a staggering 12.4%, which many attribute to Congress’s failure to renew the enhanced child tax credit. The Onion asked politicians why they support child poverty, and this is what they said.
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OpinionAmerican VoicesOpinionAmerican VoicesSenator Mitt Romney Will Not Seek Reelection, Calls For New Generation Of LeadersSeventy-eight-year-old Utah Republican Sen. Mitt Romney, who ran for president in 2012, will not be running for…PublishedSeptember 18, 2023
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OpinionOpinionAmericans React To Nancy Pelosi Running For ReelectionRep. Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) has announced that she will seek a 20th congressional term in her district in San…PublishedSeptember 14, 2023
OpinionAmerican VoicesOpinionAmerican VoicesPortuguese Town Flooded By 600,000 Gallons Of Red Wine After Tanks BurstOver 600,000 gallons of red wine rushed through the streets of São Lourenço do Bairro, Portugal, after two tanks at…PublishedSeptember 13, 2023