WNBA star Brittney Griner, who had been imprisoned for months in Russia for transporting cannabis vape cartridges,…
If you know someone who plans on saving sex for marriage, here are the things you should absolutely say to them.
With policies to help improve employment or educational opportunities for underrepresented groups coming under fire, …
The Onion asked conservatives why they fear the fetid hellhole that is the five boroughs of New York City, and this…
Elon Musk took control of the social media site Twitter this week with a $44 billion deal. The Onion asked…
Halloween can present many potential dangers to children, who are often young and idiotic. The Onion asked parents…
Recent polls found that American men under 30 are not having sex. The Onion asked U.S. women to explain why males…
Recent polls found that American men under 30 are not having sex. The Onion asked U.S. males under the age of 30 to…
Far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has been ordered by a jury to pay $965 million to the families of victims…
With the midterms fast approaching, many voters have said they are planning to sit out the November elections. The…
This November, J.D. Vance will be on the ballot to represent Ohio in the U.S. Senate. The Onion asked Ohioans why…
This November, Trump-loyalist and former television news anchor Kari Lake will be on the ballot in the Arizona…
This November, state senator and Christian nationalist Doug Mastriano will be on the ballot in the Pennsylvania…
This November, Herschel Walker will be on the ballot to represent Georgia in the U.S. Senate. The Onion asked…
This November, Sen. Ron Johnson will face reelection in the state of Wisconsin. The Onion asked Wisconsinites why…
Political nonprofits spent more than $2.4 billion in undisclosed cash during the 2020 election cycle, and this week,…
In response to mounting complaints about noise, disorderly conduct, parking, and a lack of housing, many cities are…
“Oh, it’s because I’m a fucking loser.”
With global warming, deadly pandemics, and political instability threatening to destroy society as we know it, more…
With California facing an unprecedented drought, many cities have imposed strict water usage limits for their…