OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowAmericans Explain Why They Refuse To Return To The OfficeThe Covid-19 pandemic shook up office life in ways both good and bad, ushering in a new era of remote and hybrid…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowCalifornians Explain Why They Should Secede From The NationThe controversial CalExit movement posits that state of California should secede from the United States and become…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowAmericans Explain Why They Support Going To War With China“America has a lot of pent-up aggression that needs a healthy outlet, like war.”
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowMen Reveal Why They’ve Decided To Get VasectomiesSince the fall of Roe v. Wade, doctors have reported a marked uptick in vasectomies. The Onion asked men why they…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowParents Explain Why They Are Not Vaccinating Their Children Against Covid-19Despite widespread evidence of the vaccine’s efficacy, four in 10 parents said they would not vaccinate their young…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowWhat To Say To Someone Who Denies Climate ChangePeople, especially climate change deniers, love it when you prove them wrong. If someone says they don’t believe in…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowAmericans React To Biden’s Covid DiagnosisOn July 21, 2022, President Joe Biden was diagnosed with Covid-19. The Onion asked Americans how they felt, and this…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowDemocrats Explain Why They Support Joe ManchinA controversial figure among Democrats, Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) has relentlessly blocked popular pieces of…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowConservatives Explain Why They Are Homeschooling Their KidsFor some conservatives, no school can be “anti-woke” enough. The Onion asked right-wing Americans why they are…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowAmericans Explain Why They Prefer Gas Over Electric Cars“I think we’re rushing in before we even really know what electricity is.”
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowCalifornians React To The Homelessness Crisis“Why don’t they just move into their parents’ guest house?”
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowWealthy New Yorkers Explain Why They Left The CityWith real estate prices skyrocketing and remote work offering an opportunity for more flexibility, New York City…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowAmericans Explain Why They No Longer Trust The Supreme CourtRecent polls show that trust in the Supreme Court has continued to erode since Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowMen Discuss How Abortions Have Affected Them“Ruined my chance to drop out of college to work a minimum-wage job so I could barely be able to support a family.”
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowCanadians React To American Gun Laws“I’m for whatever leads to fewer Americans.”
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowTravelers React To Nationwide Flight CancellationsStaff shortages at airlines, weather delays, and a spike in holiday travel have left many travelers struggling to…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowConservatives Explain Why They Oppose AbortionsThe recent Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization decision to overturn Roe v. Wade has shed light on a stark…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowAmericans React To Roe V. Wade Being OverturnedOn June 24, 2022, the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, ending the constitutional right to abortion in the…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowTexans Explain Why They Are Voting For Greg AbbottAfter taking a hard-line stance on issues like abortion, trans rights, and gun control, Gov. Greg Abbott is up for…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowJan. 6 Rioters Explain Why They Stormed The CapitolThus far, more than 300 people who stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, have pleaded guilty. The Onion asked…