OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowBillionaires Explain How They Are Preparing For The ApocalypseWith global warming, deadly pandemics, and political instability threatening to destroy society as we know it, more…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowCalifornians Explain Why They Oppose Drought RestrictionsWith California facing an unprecedented drought, many cities have imposed strict water usage limits for their…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowConservatives Explain What They Will Do If Trump Is ConvictedThe Onion asked conservatives what they would do if Donald Trump is convicted.
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowAmericans Explain Why They Oppose Canceling Student DebtFollowing President Joe Biden’s announcement on forgiving student debt, The Onion asked Americans across the country…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowTexans React To School Book BansAnne Frank’s diary, Toni Morrison’s The Bluest Eye, and the Bible are among 40 books that were recently pulled from…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowAmericans Defend The Police’s Use Of Excessive Force“We can’t have instances where police in the heat of the moment have to stop and second-guess whether it’s excessive…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowTeachers Reveal Why They Are Quitting Their JobsAmid budget cuts, restrictive curricula, and increasing threats to their safety, more and more teachers are opting…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowAmericans Explain Why The Minimum Wage Should Not Be RaisedWhile it’s obvious to anyone with common sense that workers don’t deserve fair wages, The Onion asked Americans…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowPennsylvanians Explain Why They Are Voting For Dr. OzFormer television host and current Trump-endorsed Republican candidate Dr. Mehmet Oz is running against Democratic…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowConservatives Explain Why They Do Not Trust The FBISince Mar-a-Lago was raided on Aug. 8, 2022, the FBI has fielded an unprecedented number of threats against its…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowAmericans Explain Why They Support The Death PenaltyCapital punishment is an extremely controversial part of an already-fraught U.S. justice system. The Onion asked…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowAmericans Explain Why They Want Trump To Run AgainAfter an FBI raid on Donald Trump’s residence at Mar-A-Lago, many are questioning whether the 45th president of the…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowAmericans Explain Why They Refuse To Return To The OfficeThe Covid-19 pandemic shook up office life in ways both good and bad, ushering in a new era of remote and hybrid…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowCalifornians Explain Why They Should Secede From The NationThe controversial CalExit movement posits that state of California should secede from the United States and become…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowAmericans Explain Why They Support Going To War With China“America has a lot of pent-up aggression that needs a healthy outlet, like war.”
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowMen Reveal Why They’ve Decided To Get VasectomiesSince the fall of Roe v. Wade, doctors have reported a marked uptick in vasectomies. The Onion asked men why they…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowParents Explain Why They Are Not Vaccinating Their Children Against Covid-19Despite widespread evidence of the vaccine’s efficacy, four in 10 parents said they would not vaccinate their young…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowWhat To Say To Someone Who Denies Climate ChangePeople, especially climate change deniers, love it when you prove them wrong. If someone says they don’t believe in…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowAmericans React To Biden’s Covid DiagnosisOn July 21, 2022, President Joe Biden was diagnosed with Covid-19. The Onion asked Americans how they felt, and this…
OpinionSlideshowOpinionSlideshowDemocrats Explain Why They Support Joe ManchinA controversial figure among Democrats, Sen. Joe Manchin (D-WV) has relentlessly blocked popular pieces of…