A rare surviving copy of the U.S. Constitution has sold at auction for a record $43.2 million, with an unknown buyer beating a crowdfunded bid by a cryptocurrency group. What do you think?

“But I thought the U.S. Constitution was only supposed to be metaphorically for sale.”
Ethan Muia • Go-Kart Instructor

“Shame on every so-called patriot who didn’t make a higher bid.”
Lucy Juelich • Ceiling Tile Installer

“Hopefully its new owner will find some use for it.”
Wayne Barral • Animal Coroner