According to the U.S. Department of Transportation, 47 percent of air traffic controllers at Orlando International Airport are in training for certification. What do you think?
“As a trained pilot, I can tell you it doesn’t matter: I just do whatever I want anyway.”
Jeremy McManaway • Splitter Operator
“That would explain all the wreckage I saw up on Splash Mountain.”
Greg Harberg • Kosher Inspector
"I'll pass that information on to my kids. I can save a lot of money if they're in a state of paralyzed terror the first day at Disney World."
Vicki Milam • Morgue Attendant