According to the U.S. Department of Transportation, 47 percent of air traffic controllers at Orlando International Airport are in training for certification. What do you think?

“As a trained pilot, I can tell you it doesn’t matter: I just do whatever I want anyway.”

Jeremy McManaway • Splitter Operator


“That would explain all the wreckage I saw up on Splash Mountain.”

Greg Harberg • Kosher Inspector

"I'll pass that information on to my kids. I can save a lot of money if they're in a state of paralyzed terror the first day at Disney World."

Vicki Milam • Morgue Attendant


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